If everything else fails (or even if it doesn’t), here’s how I still win:
Open a ramen shop in Tokyo. Small space, big soul.
Learn the craft, not from a book - from the old guy in the alley with 3 customers and 0 bad reviews.
Menu will have 4 items only. Every bowl made like I’m writing code - precise, soulful, no or small tasty bugs.
Design the interior with a minimal “Naruto” aesthetic. Maybe a hidden counter for devs to co-work and code.
Make the place feel like therapy without calling it that.
Final line: If I don’t touch millions, I’ll touch lives - one bowl at a time.